The Hunters, Phantom Pregnancies, Leno Quote and The Golfer
The Hunters
Two hunters, Chad and Jon, were in a hunting lodge, making small talk. Chad asked Jon, “So, what do you hunt?”
Jon answered “I hunt unicorns.”
Chad was startled, but said “Really? How do you do that?”
Jon replied, “I find a virgin and hire her to help me. The virgin sits around in the woods until a unicorn comes to her. When it does, it sets off a snare.”
Chad said, “Boy, they must be hard to find. I’ve heard of them, but I’ve never seen one.”
Jon said, “Yeah, they are rare, and there aren’t many unicorns around, either!”
Thought for the day:
Phantom pregnancies are a myth conception.
Late Night Quote:
“Do you know what week this is in our public schools? I’m not making this up: this week is “national no name calling week”. They don’t want any name calling in public schools. What stupid dork came up with this idea?”
–Jay Leno
The Golfer
Standing on the tee of a relatively long par three, a confident golfer said to his caddy, “Looks like a four-wood and a putt to me.”
The caddy argued with him a bit and suggested that he instead play it safe and hit a 4-iron then a wedge.
The golfer was insulted and proceeded to berate the caddy on the tee telling him that he was a better golfer than that and how dare he under estimate his game.
So, giving in the caddy handed the gentleman the four-wood he had asked for.
He proceeded to top the ball and watched as it rolled about ten yards off the front of the tee.
Immediately the caddy handed him his putter and said, “And now for one heck of a putt…”