Psychiatrisists, Kids and a couple of Puns
Two psychiatrists were at a convention. As they visited before dinner, one asked the other, “So, tell me. What was your most difficult case?”
The other replied, “I had a patient who lived in a pure fantasy world. He believed that an uncle in South America was going to die and leave him a fortune. All day long he watched for a letter to arrive from his Uncle’s attorney. He never went out, he never did anything, he merely sat around and waited for this
imaginary letter from this imaginary uncle. I worked with this man for eight years!!”
“What was the result?”
“It was an eight-year struggle. Every day for eight years! But, finally I cured him.
And then that stupid letter arrived!”
~~~~~~~~
Quickie:
A little boy went up to his father and asked: “Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?”
The father replied: “Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, because I still have all mine.”
~~~~~~~~
A sign of our times:
The math teacher saw that little Chad wasn’t paying attention in class.
She called on him and said, “Chad! What are 2 and 4 and 82 and 68?”
Little Chad quickly replied, “NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network”
~~~~~~~~
Pun Alert! You have been warned!:
What a mess I got into while painting my kitchen. I have one of those older homes with all sorts of nooks and crannies, even has a pantry.
Thing is, I wanted to paint the kitchen yellow and the pantry white, and every time I tried to blend the two colors of paint at the doorway, I was disappointed in the results. No matter how I did it, I couldn’t get a perfectly straight line, the paint would somehow run together.
Finally I decided to paint the doorway itself a pretty shade of apple green, which divided the two rooms nicely, and now I have no visible pantry line.
- - Rose Katz
~~~~~~~~
Parting Shot:
Farmer Fred had a problem arise when, upon preparing his prize bull for market, the barn door slammed shut cutting the tail off the bull.
His prize bull was to be sold that very day, yet now Farmer Fred couldn’t whole sale him or retail him.
That’s It! Have a great day!
Wayne