Well, I decided to try including random videos in the blog again, and you will find it below the jokes for today. Some of these may be a little more ‘adult’ than my usual fare, but I really don’t have much control over which videos get played; I can only choose the channel they come from. Hope you like them.
Wayne

The constantly late worker

Evan retired in his early 50’s and started a second career. However, even though he loved his new job, he just couldn’t seem to get to work on time. Every day, he was 5, 10, sometimes 15 minutes late.

But he was a good worker and really sharp, so his boss was in a quandary about how to deal with it. Finally, one day, his boss called him into the office for a talk.

‘Evan, I must tell you, I truly like your work ethic; you do a bang-up job. But your being late for work nearly every day is quite annoying to me as well as to your fellow workers.’

‘Yes, sir,’ Evan replied, ‘I know. I’m truly sorry, and I am working on it.’

‘That’s what I like to hear,’ his boss said. ‘However, the fact that you consistently come to work late does puzzle me, because I understand that you retired from the United States Navy, and they have some pretty rigid rules about tardiness. Isn’t that correct?’

‘Yes, sir, I did retire from the Navy, and I’m mighty proud of it,’ said Evan.

‘Well, what did they say when you came in late?’ asked his boss.

‘They said, Good morning, Admiral.’

I tried practicing the Golden Rule at work, but every time I do unto others as I would have them do unto me, I get hit with another sexual harassment lawsuit.
(Dave Norman from Ruminations)

The medical student was shocked when he received a failing grade in radiology. Approaching the professor, he demanded to know the reason for the grade.
“You know the self X-ray you took?” asked the professor.
“I do.” said the student.
“A fine picture,” the professor said, “of your lungs, stomach, and liver.”
“If it’s a fine picture, then why did you give me an F?” asked the student
“I had no choice,” said the professor. “You didn’t put your heart in it.”

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