Gas cap, Life’s lessons, Computer Repair and drinking beer.
Chad filled his car with gas at a self-service gas station.
After he had paid and driven away, he realized that he had left the gas cap on top of his car. He stopped and looked and, sure enough, it was lost.
Well, he thought for a second and realized that other people must have done the same thing, and that it was worth going back to look by the side of the road since even if he couldn’t find his own gas cap, he might be able to find one that fit.
Sure enough, he hadn’t been searching long when he found a gas cap. He tried it on, and it went into place with a satisfying click.
“Fantastic!,” Chad thought, “I lost my gas cap, but I found another one that fits.
“And this one’s even better because it locks.”
Life’s lessons: What not to say to a pregnant woman:
Got milk?
I’m a computer repair technician and Friday I got a call from a user. She told me that her computer was not working. She described the problem and I concluded that the computer needed to be brought in and serviced.
I told her to “Unplug the power cord and bring it up here and I will fix it.”
About fifteen minutes later she shows up at my shop with the power cord in her hand…
Bad Joke Alert:
A man walks into a bar and says, “Excuse me, I’d like a beer, please.”
The bartender serves the drink and says, “That’ll be three dollars,” so the customer pulls out a twenty-dollar bill and hands it to the bartender.
“Sorry, sir,” the bartender says, “but I can’t accept that.”
The man then pulls out a ten-dollar bill and the bartender rejects his money again.
“What’s going on here?” the man asks.
Pointing to a neon sign, the bartender explains, “This is a Singles Bar.”