End of the year.
Quick note: Some idiot spammer is using my domain name as the ‘from’ address on his spam. I have received dozens of bounces and it looks like they are running an identity theft scam as well as selling fake pills.
I do not send out spam e-mail, so if you are receiving any that appears to be coming from humorhut.com, it’s not me.
You can ask your ISP to implement SPF (Sender Policy Framework) which verifies any e-mail coming in is coming from a specific IP address designated by the domain name owner. Most of the major ISPs are now using it. You can read more about it at http://www.openspf.org/. Had your ISP been using SPF, you would not have received the spam to begin with. If you run your own website and have the same problem with spammers using your domain, SPF is very easy to implement. It’s just one line of text entered into your DNS records and takes about two minutes to do. Since I implemented it the number of bounced spams has dropped from over a thousand a day to about a dozen.
Ok, I haven’t updated the jokes lately. I’ve been busy, what with creating a CD-ROM jammed full of 500+ all new jigsaw puzzles, getting the 2007 Archive CD-ROM ready, paying bills, working on a new look and feel to the jigsawaday.com website - one that will make it easier to navigate around plus some extra bonuses, etc., etc.
Mostly, I’ve just been plain lazy with this site, but I have been working on a ton of jokes to start posting at least once a week - hopefully more - starting January 1st, 2008.
I also just added in the funniest - meaning highest rated - videos, and they will automatically update themselves as the votes change, so check back often to see new videos.
Oh, check out my Fast News Fast! website.
Ok, enough with the excuses, how about some jokes?
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I’m ex-Navy, so I was a bit surprised when my housecat went down to the local military recruiting depot to sign up for the service.
He came back about two hours later and sadly explained that he couldn’t enlist because he would have to be de-furred…
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Warning! Some of these videos might be a bit crude.
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My uncle, (the rich one in the family) is having a Football Wedding. It’s called that because he’s 87, she’s 24 and waiting for him to kick off…
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Two geologists were having a discussion on politics. The older, more senior geologist finally finished hammering in his point about the current administration.
The younger, more junior geologist, bored and wishing to avoid prolonging the conversation any longer, nods his head and says “My sediments exactly.”
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Ok, that brings up a Sherlock Holmes joke:
Watson: “Holmes! What kind of rock is this?”
Holmes: “Sedimentary, my dear Watson.”
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It covers:
- The best blogging techniques.
- How to get traffic to your blog.
- How to turn your blog into money.
I’ll let you know what I think once I’ve had a chance to check it out. Meanwhile, go grab yours while it’s still free.
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Ok, that’s it for today! Have a good, safe New Years Eve!
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