Bad pun, Questions, plus Husbands and Wives.
Pun Alert!
Back in one of the old Chinese dynasties the towns had gongs that would be rung each two hours: At 8am once, 10am twice, noon thrice, 2pm four times, etc. The lawyers of the day would stretch out the trials as much they could to make more money.
But the judges became extremely bored with the status quo and went to the emperor, getting a proclamation that all trials would have to be concluded at 2pm.
Thereafter all trials ended with a four-gong conclusion.
The Question:
An eighth grade teacher was leading a discussion on the qualifications for being president of the United States. After the teacher commented that a person must be a natural-born citizen.
One of the students raised her hand, “Does that mean that if you were born by Caesarean section that you can’t be president?”
The Husband:
My bud Jon was showing Chad a new set of matched golf clubs he had just bought. “Doctor’s orders,” the Jon told his friend. “My wife and I have been gaining too much weight and we went to see the doctor about it. He said we needed more exercise, so I joined the country club and bought myself this set of golf clubs.”
“What did you buy your wife?” Chad asked.
Jon replied, “A new matching bicycle and lawn mower.”
Ok, this one is a little raunchy, but funny anyway. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
A boy was playing with himself in the bathtub when his father walked in and said, “Son, if you don’t stop doing that, you’ll go blind.”
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