A riddle, another riddle, a question, and The Dark Knight
A Riddle From Stan Kegel:
Most of us are aware of the stories and movies chronicling the story of Hannibal Lecter. What is known to very few, is that the character of Hannibal Lecter is based on a real individual, the son of a high ranking Nazi, born shortly after the end of World War II, who was raised from infancy to hunt down traitors to the Third Reich, and to dispose of their bodies in such a way that there would be no evidence of their demise.
We now know with certainty that he was responsible for the disappearance of a Catholic woman who was saved the lives of hundreds of Jewish children during the Nazi regime.
A script for this expose is ready and Arnold Schwartzenegger is under contract to play the leading role when he completes his current term as Governor of California. Which brings me to my question: What is the proposed title of this movie?
Are you ready for this?
Here is the answer:
“The German Ate Her”
Of course, Gary Hallock had to add in his two cents:
That same governor of “Collie-fornia” once made an instructional film about the safe handling of vicious shelled reptiles. In a particularly dramatic scene he demonstrates the best way to avoid being injured, by quickly pull back his hand. (Duh!) What was the name of this film?
“TURTLE RECOIL”
Is a cow spying on another cow a steak out?
The Dark Knight
Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men.
That night all three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes.
After a few days they meet up for lunch.
The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, “You are the woman of my life. I love you.” Then we made love all night long.
The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn’t say a word, but we had wild sex all night.
The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother’s house for the night when my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, “What’s for dinner, Batman?”
That’s it for today! Don’t forget to enter the contest at www.JigsawADay.com