OK, the jokes about David Carradine have already started, so for all you sick bastards out there, here are a few:

Q: What song was playing on David Carradine’s iPod when he died?
A: ‘Beat it.”

Q: What was David Carradine’s favorite bath time toy?
A: Soap on a Rope

Update – Here’s another one:
Q: Who’s the better fighter – David Carradine or Chuck Norris?
A: David Carradine – he was so good he actually beat himself to death…

David Carradine died in Bangkok. There’s a joke in there somewhere, but I’m too tied up to think of one…

Hey, don’t blame me, I’m just passing them along. Hopefully he won’t come back as an oversized Grasshopper and kick my ass.

While traveling down I-95 to Orlando, I stopped for lunch at a “family restaurant” in the city of Florence, South Carolina.
During my meal a storm suddenly arose — the lights flickered, the rain beat against the windows, the wind howled, and thunder and lightning was sufficiently violent to make conversation difficult.
During one brief respite between thunderclaps I asked my waitress if this weather was “normal” for this locale –
She replied, “Of course. You’ve never heard of Florence lightning-gale?”
— Bob Dvorak